when we met a few weeks ago I woke up in the middle of the night and instead of just peeing in the woods like usual I left the tent and stumbled all the way to the bathroom and when I came back @glumshoe was walking around by the lake with a flashlight bc he got worried I sleep-walked into the water so 10/10 caring attentive considerate friend who apparently thinks I’m such a heavy sleeper that literally plunging into a lake wouldn’t wake me up.
Tbh molly anne I feel like you wouldn’t either
FUN MOLLY ANNE LORE:
I am actually an EXTREMELY light sleeper. It makes life pretty hard sometimes honestly. Also, if I’ve been asleep at least three hours, I don’t go back to sleep once I’m woken up.
It’s miserable and people who live with me learn quickly to tread lightly by my room out of respect.
listen I was sleep-stupid and half-dreaming, to be fair I thought it was equally likely that you’d been kidnapped by aliens or whisked away by the Wild Hunt and I was maybe going to have to put on my mantle green and pull you from the white steed to save you, maybe wrestle a shapeshifting lion
I mean if you can’t find molly anne I was once taking about owing her some baked goods and then immediately heard her yell “HEY THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT ME” in an extremely crowded hallway
I just HAPPENED TO PASS you in a crowded convention when you said you had cookies for me. it was FATE
molly anne review: glumshoe
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