dignityisforotherpeople:

dignityisforotherpeople:

dignityisforotherpeople:

hello, the most strong, quiet, level-headed, relatable, good-hearted midwestern plumber of all is in my bathroom

OH whispered at my toilet: “god blessit really??”

[two minutes thereafter]
[to my landlord/kind new midwestern grandfather] “you know what I said about opening a can of worms”