conversation about the clown movie i keep having with everyone

me: ok but he’s a clown in a gutter. just walk away. what’s he gonna do? grab your leg? his face is right there. kick him in the head and walk away
person: well it’s super complicated because he’s actually an inter-dimensional shapeshifter who draws you in with psychological fears and-
me: look buddy there’s no way your space clown is gonna come up with some representation of being alone forever to taunt me with before i can literally turn around and walk away from his sewer