big-spooky-boss-official:

imagine one of those ‘epic speed drawing’ videos but its only fourty five seconds long and it’s strangely hostile, like the artist is constantly glancing up at you and laughing at you condescendingly, and they keep making weird decisions, like instead of a pen or a pencil they decide to draw with like, a popsicle stick or something, and in the process they tear up like five pieces of paper but they just put a new on down and pretend that it was planned. well that’s every instagram makeup tutorial ever made