‘Average graphic designer a bit of a prat’ factoid actually statistical error. Average graphic designer actually a very competent and reasonable person. Graphic design Georg, who lives in a cave and is responsible for the smashburger sign, is an outlier and should not have been counted. Or allowed to design anything.
the layout is so painfully bad that it took me a third or fourth reading to even notice that hyphenating “hot-buttered” is a punctuation error
(unless they mean not that the grill is hot but that it has been buttered with hot butter, which seems unlikely)