today we had a staff meeting at astarbuck and for part of it they were like “here’s how to make several christmas drinks. when you have free time during your shifts, pull out the recipe books and start practicing all of them. they come out in November and you need to be prepared” and we were like “ok cool when do we learn how to make the new frapp that comes out in three days“ and they were like “whenever someone orders one while you’re working”