pangur-and-grim:

my roommate’s Soft Boy came to my parent’s place w me (roomie’s away at cons) & he is VERY NERVOUS sticking to me like glue

unfortunately I belong to a small white weasel, who is lying placidly in the sunlight nearby & ROARING LIKE AN UNHOLY BEAST

she is bitter & jealous & stuffed to the eyes with hate. Pangur, why can’t you be pleasant to our guest?