a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

iamschrodingersdog:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Is literary forgery a thing, like how art forgery is? Are there people who can replicate writing styles convincingly enough to claim they found a collection of unpublished works by a famous author? Because that’s my dream grift. Catcher in the Rye 2: Still Catchin’ by Patsy Ann Vargas totally the real J.D. Salinger for real, honest.

Who’s going to tell them about Marlowe and Shakespeare?

Don’t come into my house and act like I don’t know about Marlowe and Shakespeare. I don’t care what dusty old dudes have to say about similarities between other dusty old dudes. I want to write a bunch of fake Robert Frost poems about jacking off. Birches 2: This Time The Dick Stuff is Super Obvious, Like, Just Wicked Undeniably About Peen, Y’Know?