girlfriendluvr:

siluscrow:

girlfriendluvr:

apparently a large number of super mario fanboys are upset that ppl are shipping pauline with peach because it’s “mean to mario”, “excludes mario”, or “hurts mario’s feelings”. now i don’t want to be the bearer of bad news, but mario isn’t real. i know it’s hard to accept, but it’s true. also peach and pauline are canonically lesbians so they wouldn’t date him anyway!

“Also peach and pauline are canonically lesbians”

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of course, here you go!