I’ve been making sentences out of predictive text only. It’s come up with these gems:
“I JUST WISH THERE WERE A WAY TO GET MORE COINS AND THEN I COULD MAKE A BETTER LIFE FOR MY FROGS.”
“You are not going to make me feel happy and I don’t want to see you again.”
“I want to be a happy boy but my uncle is a very intimidating person and he sees me as a human and I don’t want him to know that I am not going to be a god or something.”
“I’m so glad that you are here to make me feel like I am a great grandmother.”
“My heart broke into a werewolf and a vampire and a frog boy who was never told that he was a gay man and the emperor and the holy queen of sass.”
“God is a lesbian and she has no plans for the next few days.”
“Female robots have never been more aggressive than they are this year and I think they’re the best thing to happen to me.”
“The emperor of the pines is the only man going to my birthday party and he is going to come to my room to help me out with my friends.”
Oh shit… we’re gonna fuck the Emperor of the Pines this weekend, guys!
“Giant frog attempts to eat my daughter for dinner and I ended up having to eat a whole tub of chocolate cake for her birthday.”
“I’m not sure what you think of my twitter account but I’m not sorry.”
“I think I am deeply uncomfortable with the idea of having an actual relationship with the emperor of the pines.”
I’d join in but I have work files on my phone so it’s all just porn.
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