iknewiwouldregretthis:

i bought chocolate chips to use for a glaze for my cake because we never have chocolate chips in the house because these jackals eat them as a snack so i bought some and put them in the cupboard with all the baking supplies because surely if you find something in the cupboard that you didn’t purchase you would ask if it was there with a specific purpose or whether it was up for grabs, right? turns out the answer’s no i have to go to the store because these animals ate all my chocolate chips

texted my mom that i needed chocolate chips if she went to the store because someone stole mine and she told me to use the ones in the snack jar on the counter and THEY WERE THE ONES I BOUGHT