tomorrow i start my fancy new professional grown up job with the city and i picked out what to wear and i’m very excited but my mom keeps giving me larger and larger purses and tote bags because she thinks i should bring a snack since i don’t know my schedule (”look this one will fit your purse and your water bottle and your notebook and a snack! plus your sweater if you take it off!”) but first of all my purse only looks small and is actually enormous because at the renaissance festival i carried around all my purse things and my liter water bottle and two apple sauces and a bag of goldfish. it killed my shoulder but it worked. anyway i can’t figure out what bag to bring and what kind of snack i should jam into it along with my water bottle and notebook