squigglyexplosive:

tenaflyviper:

cellblood:

the main difference between centipedes and millipedes is their level of respectfulness and elegance. millipedes are stately,long,calm. centipedes arent afraid to cause a problem. 

Millipedes are polite hotdogs that respect your personal space.  Centipedes (whether in classic hellspawn nightmare form, or “old man eyebrow” form) are rude, think everywhere is their personal playground, and are probably involved in organized crime.

Millipedes donate to charity and volunteer in homeless shelters

Centipedes commit tax fraud and literally steal candy from babies