glumshoe:

A couple years ago I found an ebay listing for a “haunted cap”. The seller was describing how strange things began happening in his house after he found a hat and a doll in his attic, so he was selling both ‘cause he didn’t know which one was the source of the haunting. 

That’s right. He looked at that raggedy old hat and that monstrous burnt doll and couldn’t tell which one of them was more haunted.