guardiankarenterrier:

have a weird story because my family is weird as hell

my parents tried to have kids for seven years and were trying to adopt when mom found out she was pregnant

my great-grandfather, who my mom really looked up to, died a month before i was born, and right before he died he told my mom ‘you’re gonna have twins. the girl should be older but the boy will be’ (mom hadn’t discussed the pregnancy very much with anyone at this point because… seven years, so he didn’t actually know this information)

and guess fucking what

mom had to have a c-section because we were stupidly large for twins (as in we have a record at the hospital large) and due to that my twin brother kicked me out of the way to be born first

so one, great start on the sibling rivalry

two, i am an actual child of prophecy and that is hilarious