adeaddog:

mugsandpugs1:

hermionegranger:

autisticcole:

debrides:

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”

If I’m not paying attention I’ll answer my phone in my Retail Voice and it scared the shit out of my dad who knows I am Not That Nice or Happy. Ever. “Hello thank you for calling the (Store). This is (my name) in Paint how can I help you :)”