men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly.
narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.
Narcissus wrote this
I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.
i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me
Fact: the only good, faultless man in Greek mythology is Electra’s farmer husband.
Patroclus????
Orestes????
Telemachaus??????
i know this is all in good fun but guys… i beg of you.. please…. stop derailing the joke to list every potentially harmless dude in the mythos just to prove a point. we don’t need to include every cinnamon roll in the bakery, THE POST ‘TWAS A JOKE. LOOK IN THE NOTES. IT’S NONSTOP. I’M TIRED.
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