mellarkish:

fartzmgee:

mellarkish:

i just saw a super preppy guy (button up, khakis, boat shoes, u know the look) go by me on a long board and i feel like those are two identities that should never intersect. they’re on opposite ends of the spectrum u can’t be a skater and a prep it just doesn’t work. his existence must be very unstable like the human equivalent of a radioactive isotope. proceed with caution

I saw a greying older man (late 40’s maybe?) in a full business suit skateboarding down the sidewalk once, not slowly either he was tearing that shit up

they came from the same wormhole… they’re not supposed to be in this reality