gomjabbar:

sometimes i’ll pull some of our anime swords down from the wall so our customers can get a look and whenever they’re the Deadpool Shirt Cargo Shorts Types and they’re marveling at the sword i’ll say some shit like “a man has 3 goals in life. to eat, to love, and to carry a cool sword” and they get a dumb look on their face and then i know they’re going to buy it and then parrot that saying for the next 3 months to their beleaguered girlfriend