Aries – "I don’t have any cats, but I sure do enjoy them.“
Taurus – "Cats do not abide by the laws of nature. You don’t know shit about cats.”
Gemini – "Would it be weird if you ate cat food to go to sleep? And you have such a fascination with cats that maybe you glue cat hair to the back of your neck?“
Cancer – "I have 8 cats that sleep in my sink.”
Leo – "Finally, my friends, at long last, the day has come to allow spiders to talk with cats!“
Virgo – "Sir, we all have cats we’d rather be home playing with right now.”
Libra – "I got followed here by, like, ten cats. Yeah, they’re starting to follow me these days.“
Scorpio – "Cat in the wall, eh? Now you’re talking my language.”
Sagittarius – "IS YOUR CAT MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME?!“
Capricorn – "Finally, there’s an elegant, comfortable mitten for cats!“
Aquarius – "I’ve been forced to fall asleep to the deafening sound of hundreds of alley cats tapping on my window.”
Pisces – “I like cats too. I actually have 80 of them that live in my alley way.“
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