Dairy Queen + Burger King = a tenuous marriage with a royal house centered around The Cow
Waffle House + ihop = an ungodly place of breakfast food where time stops existing and God comes to take a nap
Panera + Chipotle = some white guy with a beanie whispering ‘locally grown product’ in my ear while a muffled indie song plays in the background
Olive Garden + Applebees = olives and bees, olives and bees
Chilis + Jack-in-the-box = an unknown emotion, some clouded experience wrapped away in a box, Schrödinger’s feeling if you will
Bennigans + Ben and Jerries = the ultimate BEN, Ben squared, wears old man sweaters and smells like the way tweed feels
Five Guys + In-and-out = just a bad porno
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