officialunitedstates:

torracat:

if i’m ever plan a robbery i’m gonna bring a bunch of cameras so that if the homeowners wake up and get scared i can point to my expertly placed cameras hidden around the house and say “look guys you’re on a hidden camera show it’s cool, don’t worry, it’s cool, you’re just being pranked, i’m related to ashton kutcher” and they’ll let me take whatever i want

if you have time to set up the cameras you have time to get away with the robbery undetected. im not trying to call you out or anything but my dentist told me to be more forthright with my feelings