vampireapologist:

I was at a gay club the other night in DC (I ended up there in full lolita petticoat and all but that’s another story) and I was peeing and the door wouldn’t lock and this guy walked in on me and promptly slammed the door shut and I said “sorry it won’t lock!” and he said “I gotchu girl!!!” and held it shut and I said “this is true gay-lesbian solidarity right now. we’re bridging the gap”

and I walked out and he grabbed my face in both hands and kissed both my cheeks