everything couldve been fine if when ahsoka left the order anakin was ju7st like fuck it im go too & spent the rest of his life raising his and padmes’ 10 kids
press: senator amidala who is your handsome trophy husband
padme: that’s anakin, uh, anakin mcskyguy
press: he looks like that jedi knight you used to hang out with allthe time
padme: no that was anakin skywalker, this is a completely different person. jedi can’t get married don’t be silly
press: can you comment on how anakin skywalker disappeared in mysterious circumstances shortly before you & this mr mcskyguy got together
padme: if you aren’t going to ask me questions about my senatorial policy this interview is over