dnd spell: vicious mochrie – summons an enraged balding canadian to improv melee damage at your enemies (roll for comedic effect)
if you have a bag of holding you can give him two items to use as props.
Can he use Hoedown as a cantrip?
only if you’re fighting drew carey
Do raptor impressions give him bonuses?
he’ll do a few more damage points but they won’t matter.
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