notyourregularverb: lord-kitschener: 99 Luftballons is German despacito Das ist so traurig. Alexa, spiel 99 Luftballons.
sagihairius: my hot topic cashier had big buttons that said “ask me about my fursona” and “submissive” on his lanyard but no name tag because thats just too personal i guess
opossumbutch: a-punk-named-television: tearezicryrope: My brother and I were making sandwiches and we decided on an alignment chart for how sandwiches are cut. How do you feel about this i will reap the teeth that the Lord sowed in your foolish mouth