iknewiwouldregretthis

letmebegaytodd:

A story about star-crossed lovers where one owns an xbox and the other a ps4 and they can never play multiplayer games together

twerklina:

ohjadewhatshername:

can’t go to class it’s a national holiday

fartgallery:

*at a bar*

bartender: this is from the gentleman over there

girl: this is a plant

me [shouting from across the bar]: just wanted to say aloe

spacedewey:

detournementsmineurs:

Memento Mori ring, England, late 17th to early 18th Century.

You could put a Skittle in there

femmedplume:

spoopykiley:

csevet:

hypotheticalwoman:

dharmagun:

return-victorious:

A City of Ruby and Rain.

If that wasn’t super YA sounding, I would use it.

A DOGPARK OF OPALS AND HEAT

a shopping centre of emeralds and cold

A Cousin’s House of Pearls and Cold Sun

A Rite Aid of Garnet and Cloudy

A Grandma’s of Sapphire and Night

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

thinking about the time i offered my mom some of my spray deoderant and when she asked me what flavor it was I immediately sprayed it into my mouth and went “the bad kind”

and by ‘the time’ i meant this literally happened 15 minutes ago

zevveli:

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

bradventuretime:

saltysynth:

This got me fucked up

The funniest thing is Oblivion is widely remembered for being unable to create decent looking faces. The fact that this is so amazingly accurate… Just what IS Ted Cruz?

veins-of-iced-shadow:

prayforprada:

vuittonv:

bandtshirt:

Yes girls!

omfffg

with the girls at the turn up function

What song is this I love it