i know i’m in the mere 2% of people that still play pokemon go but i need everyone to know that sinnoh pokemon were added yesterday and i am absolutely fucking thriving because of it
y’all can add me 9165 5584 8139 i literally live on three pokestops so i have plenty of gifts to give!
I just got a carrier pigeon letter from sufjan to let u know this post made him cry but the spots where the tears fell are now budding strawberry bushes so thanks I guess
Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩
because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all
I know we’re all tired of the “man proudly holding fish he caught” genre of profile picture on dating apps & sites, but I think we’re just going to have to accept that fishbros aren’t going to stop because they’ve been doing it for millennia