peteseeger:

opabinia-regalis:

carnival-phantasm:

tilthat:

TIL a Japanese interpreter once translated a joke that Jimmy Carter delivered during a lecture as: “President Carter told a funny story. Everyone must laugh.”

via reddit.com

In the real world, of course, translators have a certain kind of shadowy power. Jimmy Carter learned this the hard way in Poland when his nonnative interpreter turned a perfectly wholesome remark of his into “I desire the Poles carnally.”

peitonareff:

karnalesbian:

minatokun:

Accounting majors who hurt you

i read this as the beginning of a list, not as a question

Accounting majors who hurt you:

1. kakashi from accounting

lohboh:

dai-does-stuff:

lohboh:

lohboh:

I googled “fat coyote” expecting a sensible chuckle but instead I got a sensible chuckle and Looney Tunes fetish art

here’s the sensible chuckle

now give us the fetish art

no

ditto-licious:

dacelio:

No offense but I hate it when people sit down next to me to smoke…like sweetie…I was here breathin…

same but with offense 

ot3:

DM is making our characters play price is right to the death and they have to guess how much money this grill costs or  take psychic damage