iknewiwouldregretthis

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

if you had a time machine you could sleep til like 6 then get in and go back to midnight and get double sleep. that’s probably the only use for such a machine though

to the person who suggested “triple sleep” my reply to you is: absolutely not. don’t be greedy

pissbong:

destinybonds:

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

ceiye:

jelloapocalypse:

chavisory:

mapsrgreat:

wildcardarcana:

littlethingwithfeathers:

cannibalcuisine:

dare-to-dm:

pyrrhiccomedy:

mapsontheweb:

Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.

No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes.

I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing. He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.

I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography. I can barely remember my own state’s capitol.

THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂

This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it.

Holy shit the super specific things towards the end

Oh wow!

I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?!

mechalesbian:

calling ur dad “my father” is just the socially acceptable way of saying “my dads a bastard and i hate him”

a-bit-too-much-of-a-zelda-fan:

maramahan:

catsbeaversandducks:

“Bran our Ravens idea of having fun this morning, he holds on just enough to keep hold without hurting me.”

Video/caption by Lloyd & Rose Buck Bird Specialists & Handlers

Please turn on audio it’s adorable

turing-tested:

vriskerly-actions:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

this close to putting hot sauce on my toes

i. forgot to give context for this

what context could you possibly give that would make this any better

my cats biscuit and gravy are aggressive toe biters and they will stop at nothing to attain the experience of feet in their mouth

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orangeascot:

i’m gonna cast a spell on you
you’re gonna do what i want you to!
mix it up here in my little bowl
say a few words and you’ll lose control!

i’m a hex girl, and i’m gonna put a spell on you.

antifa-hulk:

Anyways the way Tumblr treats the Perks Of Being A Wallflower like it’s cringe and bad just because of the hipster craze over it in 2012 and ignoring the fact that it’s one of the few books/movies that shows the ugly side of teen mental illness and discusses sexual trauma in young boys (something only portrayed in shows like SVU) is in fact, bullshit, and I’ll never forgive y’all for taking the line “we accept the love we think we deserve” (a reference to toxic abusive relationships) and turning it into cringe culture. This is a book about a struggling depressed kid who I saw myself in as a teen, and yeah he and his friends could be annoying and pretentious but are you going to say you weren’t as a kid?

Alexa post tweet

viewtiful-kim:

wierdrocks:

killerkitty707:

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

But it’s just as fast

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away