Because sleeves can’t be too big 🙂 Inspired by Art Nouveau fashion, adjusted to own design. Made of ivory lace, decoated with laces, trims and clasps, on the sleeve hems lots of pale beige nude vintage lace ^^
God forgot to give sins to the angels and thumbs to the goats, so that angels have more thumbs than they can handle, and goats have more sins. To this day goats and angels both adore and resent humankind for having BOTH thumbs AND a capacity to sin, in balanced and wieldy amounts. That’s a fact about the creation of the universe
……i can’t tell if this is shitposting or talmudic midrash
I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.
i already reblogged this in solidarity but i just wanted you to know I Also Did This
i didn’t even realize it was cider season but we were at the store and i saw some and got so excited i yelled “IT’S CIDER SEASON” which could’ve been a fun embarrassing moment if there was anyone else in the produce section that wasn’t my mom
but also i’m glad i’m not the only one everyone deserves to open fall with A Lot of Cider
last night i finished off the container by just drinking str8 from the jug and it was a really good experience
ray i can’t believe you’re living the dream i need to get me some good apples for caramel
you’re braver than i, a fool who purchases my apples Pre-Carameled
the thought process is exactly this: hey in college we had little prepackaged bowls of caramel and pre-sliced granny smith apples and currently in the fridge there’s some caramel ice cream topping that i could probably put on a granny smith for the same effect
What this means is, that ever single one of the following
Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)
Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)
Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)
Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)
Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)
Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)
Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight
but what an incredible journey he had getting there
i already reblogged this in solidarity but i just wanted you to know I Also Did This
i didn’t even realize it was cider season but we were at the store and i saw some and got so excited i yelled “IT’S CIDER SEASON” which could’ve been a fun embarrassing moment if there was anyone else in the produce section that wasn’t my mom
but also i’m glad i’m not the only one everyone deserves to open fall with A Lot of Cider
last night i finished off the container by just drinking str8 from the jug and it was a really good experience
ray i can’t believe you’re living the dream i need to get me some good apples for caramel
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