friends tv show writers: we are going to model ross geller as every girl’s dream guy. aka the most lovable male character in the show. joey is a womanizer and chandler fears commitment but ROSS is the intelligent (egotistical), romantic (possessive/jealous), and thoughtful (sexist/homophobic) Nice Guy™ of the bunch and i’m positive all the fans will just adore him!!!
i hate him and think hes a pussy ass bitch like everyone else in the legion but i hate him specifically just because of the way he talks. he fucking sounds like hes going to lecture me about something really hard and boring like statistics and it made me so fucking mad when i first met him at nipton i decided to kill him despite being underleveled because his voice just pissed me off that much i felt like a wild chimpanzee
and the thing is i didnt even bother memorizing his name or anything i killed him and moved on and forgot about him and later i saw people like discussing him and i was like Who the FUCK is vulpes and when i googled him i was like Oh..its the guy i immediately killed and learning he had like genuine fans was extremely shocking to me
I’ve been here! There a truck stop and a diner. In the women’s bathroom there’s a fully clothed statue and if you try to pull down the pants, an alarm sounds in the whole diner.
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