thefoxconfessor:

If they delete this hellsite and we’re mutuals, please keep in touch by offering a vial of blood to the tallest tree in you local forest during the closest lunar eclipse

hungwy:

*grabs your hand* no… WE’RE back on our bullshit

thes3nator:

tipofthescepter:

aka-maayan:

thecolossalennui:

prokopetz:

To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.

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the court finds you breached your duty of care

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that’s what the courts call assumption of risk

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only a partial judgment for you

Oompa loompa doopity doubt,

The rest of the class action lawsuit is hereby…

(SLAM) (SLAM)

THROWNITY OUT!