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harry’s smile here just screams he’s going home to burn 4 privet drive to the ground and get the revenge he deserves

vaneloslash:

automaticfave:

Everyone THINKS they know the facts but I bet y’all didn’t know that John F. Kennedy was really just ‘John Kennedy’ until he died. The ‘F’ was added later to pay respects. In this essay, I will

Looks like OP was killed mid-sentence :O So please, press F to pay respects to th

F

veraverorum:

elodieunderglass:

wodneswynn:

wodneswynn:

“So-and-so identity I’m prejudiced against is gonna use up all the LGBT resources!” like this is fuckin Age of Empires II or some shit

Reblog if you can’t build any more castles or upgrade your longbowmen because some sneaky asexuals are camping on all the wood and stone

…and EVERY time a bisexual walks past your sheep, the sheep immediately take up wearing matching trendy fashionable pride bandannas and start following THEM??

shockimprocrastinating:

S T R E E T S M A R T S

slavery:

slavery:

Moon landing was not faked

softandsapphic:

distressedmoonchild:

softandsapphic:

girls and soft pretzels: that’s what being sapphic’s all about

see? someone gets it. it’s all bread and women .. bread. and women

ik i’m op but this is so valid

infinite-bag-of-boys:

anarchomoop:

gunsandfireandshit:

Even funnier thing to imagine: resurrecting Diogenes too and telling him that “Platonic” relationships means not fucking, he’d probably laugh himself back to death.

So I actually know the origin of this term because it came up when I studied Plato in my classes. Basically, in ancient Greece it was a super common practice for teachers to fuck their students. Like all the time. It was considered a way for the student to “pay” the teacher. Plato thought this was bullshit. He felt that a student could not properly learn from someone who was truly only interested in having sex with them. He didn’t fuck his students and derided those who did. Other teachers who refused to fuck their students were said to have “platonic” teaching relationships with them – so named because they were following Plato’s example. So the reason it’s called a Platonic relationship is because Plato was heavily anti-teachers-fucking-their-students and it’s one of the few things he was ever even remotely correct about.