imakuni:

what ice-t could have meant by “TV is make believe” when told he ate a bagel on law & order:

-a stunt double of some kind ate the bagel

-the bagel wasn’t actually a bagel; was perhaps a donut

-the bagel was cgi

-he ate the bagel but considers it his character eating the bagel and not him

fetalpile:

defiantbird:

fetalpile:

Fun and good thing to say to a mad gamer in their video game who is YELLING:
“hey buddy its okay. its just a fun toy. We’re just playing with a fun toy together, okay?”

Y’all laugh, one time I told a guy on Reddit “It’s ok that you didn’t like the movie” about Star Wars and I have never seen someone get SO mad SO fast

Being nice to nerds is like spraying red musk into the eyes of a furious bull

cedrwydden:

curseworm:

obamasmomjeans:

curseworm:

curseworm:

pomegranates are proof that god exists and is a sadist

would a kind and loving god make the most delicious fruit in the world have the tiniest ratio of flesh vs pith? would evolution produce a fruit whose seeds are meant for dispersal, yet are encased in an impenetrable leathery rind? god is real and god hates us

Maybe we just need to evolve horse-like teeth

i dontt want you to say that

God made pomegranates as puzzle toys for our enrichment.