gouachevalier:

silenced-fox:

joke: nut november

broke: no nut november

WOKE: NUT IN YOUR WIFE AND GET HER PREGNANT AND START A FAMILY NOVEMBER

karnalesbian:

mean-bean-machines:

karnalesbian:

arrowquillpokemon:

miasmicsiren:

arrowquillpokemon:

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

go outside and try to suplex a bird

tell me how bug resists fighting

go outside and try to suplex a bug

butt-berry:

Your rival standing there and watching you type in “ASSHOLE” after Professor Oak asks if you remember what his name was:

darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:

peteseeger:

Comrade Jeb with his peers

The People’s Republic of Jeb

strongorcbutch:

therebewhaleshere:

Your gay characters cannot:

1. Have an illegal or otherwise creepy age gap.
2. Cheat on each other or anyone else (especially not if the cheating is portrayed as romantic).
3. Die tragically, violently or AT ALL. 

To all the people in the notes going “but but tragedy is a valid form of…” Yeah, sorry, straights broke it with decades of nothing but tragedy for LGBT characters. This is a moratorium on all such tragedy films with tragic endings for at least the next 50-75 years at which point there will be a review to determine if mainstream media has EARNED it.