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live footage of my mental state

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snarthurt:

slimeygirlfriend:

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever watched

spacehunter-m:

Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! intro with no music/voices and sound effects only

oppa-homeless-style:

chefpyro:

I’ve been in this IT course for like 2 years now and while I’ve learned a lot about computers they still haven’t gotten to the clown

I’m going to break you into four equal parts like a fucking kit kat

famicompro:

aprillikesthings:

zillyart32:

gallusrostromegalus:

auntytimblr:

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

1. If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

THIS IS GOLD

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

apricops:

every king in the Middle Ages: it’s really important that I don’t die because I don’t have an heir and if something were to happen to me, the whole kingdom would be thrown into civil war

every king in the Middle Ages: anyway time to go CHASE WILD BOARS WITH A POINTY STICK

the eternal masculine dichotomy of “I must preserve my bloodline, for it is the most powerful and special on Earth” and “I am too powerful to ever die”

theautisticagender:

what voters do on Election Day: vote

what anarchists do on Election Day: stay home and play Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2 as the secret unlockable cop character, but just make him fall down a bunch of times.