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curseworm:

curseworm:

how do i condense my body. i wanna be the same mass but half the volume

i want to be shockingly heavy like when you try to pick up a jug you thought was empty but its actually full of water

avatarstateyipyip:

gps: pronounces one (1) street name wrong

every person in the car:

yaboybigbadguzma:

thyrell:

dankmemeuniversity:

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly??

Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around.

You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

okumura-koushuus:

frogs-central-processing-core:

okumura-koushuus:

frogs-central-processing-core:

hmmmm I can’t find my knife that I used to open my mail yesterday and I can’t find my DnD dice ??

Goblins

G-goblins

They wanted to play a healthy but threatening game of DnD

they’re just using the knife for looks

schmergo:

thoughtfulparadiseeagle:

schmergo:

When I walk into the mall and see Christmas decorations up the day after Halloween, I feel the same way Hamlet did when his mom married his annoying uncle so shortly after his father’s death.

C l a u d i u s .

His name’s never verbally spoken in the dialogue, only indicated in the stage directions, so I like to think Hamlet never actually learned his annoying uncle’s name and it’s wayyy too late to ask now