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yumantimatter:

mistbornthefinal:

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another-normal-anomaly:

regexkind:

argumate:

invertedporcupine:

koito-yuu:

yumantimatter:

jaiwithinnumerableunblinkingeyes:

tommyeatseaton:

sufficientlylargen:

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

okay but what’s updog ?

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

What’s a henway?

Oh, about 5 pounds.

katy-l-wood:

My dad just called to tell me that he got an adorable little 3 year old who was out trick-or-treating for the first time. The little guy was dressed as an alligator and was out with his whole family; parents, siblings, cousins. The little boy came up first and my dad knelt down and held out the candy dish, but the little boy just stared at it.

“I don’t think he’s quite figured it out yet,” the mom said. “He hasn’t grabbed anything yet tonight.”

But then, all of a sudden, the little boy dashed his hand out and snagged a piece of candy. The whole family then started cheering and bouncing around saying “His first trick-or-treat! His first trick-or-treat!”

Adorable.

heygaymers:

people who think they’re too cool for pokemon baffle me. you think you’re cooler than turtwig? huh? you think you’re fucking better than turtwig? look at me in the eye . you think you are better than turtwig? that you’re too cool for them??? you’re a coward and know nothing .