ollivander:

ollivander:

does anyone else feel like the world kind of skipped halloween this year?? i keep forgetting its this week. even my college didn’t decorate or anything like they usually do. friends didn’t rly have parties. wtf yall

I haven’t seen that video with the news guy in the pumpkin costume on my dash yet and it’s october 28

wizardjpeg:

martin-septim:

wizardjpeg:

spoonfeed me my kid cuisine meal or i will say the f word

*eats your kid cuisine meal in one bite in front of you* hey thanks wizardjpeg! i’ve been starving!

scotchtapeofficial:

scotchtapeofficial:

every mother fucker who ever said “don’t hurt bugs just take them outside!!” has to answer for this jerk that just comes right back inside every time i let him out

loislane:

congrats this made it into my top ten list of edits i regret

jberryy:

pukicho:

Anyways here’s a pic of a Russian diamond mining town with a hole so big it displaces the air and sucks in helicopters when flown above it.

imagine getting beat by the diamond russian squat boys and they say ‘drag his ass to the hole’