Me: wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind
Pharmacist: here’s your antidepressants.
Me: no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath
Pharmacist: thank youI love how this post implies that the pharmacist is just used to you by now
is this a brooklyn 99 cold open
This is fucking hilarious
appropriate reaction
that is going to get you some SERIOUS chanclas, sonny
sesh:
sesh:
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everything about this video is so jarring… the “hacks”, the music, the speed
me walking into my kitchen at 3 am to eat a whole pizza and have a breakdown
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