not to get political but if you’re in the united states go email your house rep asking them to support rep ocasio-cortez’s green new deal because it’s important (or thank them if they already are)

garbage-empress:

corb

Hey hot news Portal is cheap rn there’s not much excuse to not have a good game with great robots

cybercrimer:

followers do this:

sabertoothwalrus:

your assigned pokemon kin

your age + the day you were born x the month you were born

the total is your pokedex number

mine is Marowak

bogfox:

positive-memes:

Be nice to everybody

*talks kindly to my friend until they become 8ft tall and can help me reach stuff from the top shelf*

catharticscream:

The day after Black Friday is also known as “Soup or Saturday” which is a day when you can choose to either eat soup or else it’s a normal Saturday.

jodiewhittagay:

blushthasmin:

yeah I made this I am EMBARRASSING I don’t even care

yasmin’s desk at the station tbh

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

41 people are ready for me to gnome this chick

this is my 4th day gnoming her

bruhgender:

hickeywiththegoodhair:

miserablelittlesmugbastard:

i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business

the jury finds the defendant GUILTY on all accounts of tomfoolery, japing and generally Taking the Piss

causing a ruckus