cyan-king: tilthat: TIL that many early texts described Jesus as “ugly and small”. He is estimated to have been four feet, six inches tall. via reddit.com Jesus kicking the money changers out of the temple
nostalgiaultra: Gary’s Sex Tips #1002 If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!
canadian-kazoo-god: xeviousremastered: this is the only good addition to this post mom said its my turn to have the sword
succubarbie: cry over dumb shit. cry in public. who cares if people think the grocery store being out of barbecue chips is a stupid reason for crying? full on weep on aisle 6 bitch let it all out
pangur-and-grim: grocery shopping in tap shoes -> slips in spilt milk -> frantically tapping to keep balance, everybody claps