imvzbx:

beachdeath:

i was just rewatching sweet dee has a heart attack and i noticed the date on the phone – september 2- when mac receives a call from the man whose office he’s squatting in. this is immediately followed by mac going down to the mailroom and telling charlie, “they’re onto me, dude,” at which point charlie launches into the iconic pepe silvia monologue. september 2 is pepe silvia day.

Happy birthday to me but more importantly to pepe silvia

glennjaminhow:

The signs as Charlie Kelly quotes about cats

Aries – "I don’t have any cats, but I sure do enjoy them.“

Taurus – "Cats do not abide by the laws of nature. You don’t know shit about cats.”

Gemini – "Would it be weird if you ate cat food to go to sleep? And you have such a fascination with cats that maybe you glue cat hair to the back of your neck?“

Cancer – "I have 8 cats that sleep in my sink.”

Leo – "Finally, my friends, at long last, the day has come to allow spiders to talk with cats!“

Virgo – "Sir, we all have cats we’d rather be home playing with right now.”

Libra – "I got followed here by, like, ten cats. Yeah, they’re starting to follow me these days.“

Scorpio – "Cat in the wall, eh? Now you’re talking my language.”

Sagittarius – "IS YOUR CAT MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME?!“

Capricorn – "Finally, there’s an elegant, comfortable mitten for cats!“ 

Aquarius – "I’ve been forced to fall asleep to the deafening sound of hundreds of alley cats tapping on my window.”

Pisces – “I like cats too. I actually have 80 of them that live in my alley way.“