Tag: asoue
the way klaus holds the martini glass is without a doubt the funniest thing i have ever seen
Me: -has read all 13 of the Series of Unfortunate Events books and therefore should have a semi if not extensive knowledge of the plot
Netflix: -reveals plot point
Me: HOLY SHIT!1!!1!1
count olaf’s troupe is a balanced dnd party
count olaf: rogue
the bald man: fighter
the henchperson of indeterminate gender: cleric
the hook-handed man: a wizard or some shit idk
the white-faced women: thieves
esmé: either a paladin or a warlock, either way she is a “slave to fashion”
actually count olaf is the worst bard in history and hook-handed man is a rogue
the saga of Klaus and the aqueous martini
interviewer: your cast is very diverse!
daniel handler, through gritted teeth: not diverse enough
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