Travis: Well, I wanted to digest it, but then you said it was magical, but at that point I’d already committed to the idea of eating a rock, and now I figure it’s just safe in my tum-tum.
Clint: [chanting helpfully in the background] Poop it out! Poop it out!
the little boy who created the Flaming Raging Poisoning Sword of Doom was at the live show tonight, and when the McElroys asked where he was, they couldn’t see him, so his dad lifted him up Circle of Life-style and people shone their phone flashlights and SURPRISE, HE WAS THE TINIEST CUTEST ANGUS MCDONALD
THIS IS THE KID HIS DAD POSTED THEIR COSPLAY PHOTOSHOOT IN THE OFFICIAL TAZ FB GROUP
THIS IS SO CUTE I’M GOING TO DIE
i just bought all 4 albums of taz soundtracks and i’m so excited
Taako invites everyone over for a Halloween party. Every single person showz up dressed as a skeleton. All of them. They are all introducing each themselves to each other as Kravitz. “Hi Im Kravitz” “Hi Kravitz my name is Kravitz” “Would you like some chips Kravitz?” “Thanks Kravitz, don’t mind if I do” Taako has to excuse himself from the room every couple of minutes so he can laugh without any of the chucklefucks getting the satisfaction of knowing how fucking good of a goof this was
taako: wish people would shut up about the dimensional rip in the sky with demons pouring out of it and start talking about my cute outfit again
magnus: This Guy Pet A Dog And Utterly Killed It, I Meant He Was Really Good At Petting The Dog But It Came Out Wrong, The Dog Is Fine
merle: hurled my bible at the paper boy and knocked him off his bike with the real news
lucretia: its time to forget the mistakes of the past and start making the mistakes of the future
killian: dont speak i know just what youre saying, something about how beautiful and strong i am probably
carey: inventory:
a polly pocket with a switchblade inside of it
a troll doll with a switchblade instead of hair
6 moonstones
a regular switchblade
lup: watching everything go up in flames has made me rethink everything i thought i knew about lighting things on fire
barry: sometimes in life the things we forget the most are the things we truly remember
davenport: i will jump out of this space ship and use wrestling moves to destroy the sun just you wait
angus: i am becoming intelligently smart, using magic such as spells, it’s actually so easy for me to do it
no3113: time heals all wounds, makes us stronger, and grows us gundam robot limbs over our old ones
avi: life is about the journey not the destination, forget about the impact and just enjoy hurtling on fire in a downward trajectory
johann: ‘guitar solo’ sounds lonely to me.. guess thats why im not a famous musician
kravitz: hate when people say im lurking in the shadows when im just chilling
garfield: tired of people asking you if you are tired of something in order to sell you products? for the low price of money have i got the solution f
magic brian: being bitten by the world’s most venomous and poisonous animals is a luxurious extravagance i don’t take lightly, i view it as a privilege
jenkins: reached the limit of what you can do with imagination? why not try occult dark magic
hurley: live, laugh, love, motor cycle
sloane: some times in life you have to drive a race car insanely fast and do a sharp turn and fly off into outer space just for the drama
lucas: back in the frankenstein times you could make a monster whenever you wanted, these days you have to have a license or something i guess
roswell: talk to the bird on my shoulder because the face aint listening
the vogue elves: everyone who died and was killed on my quest to get really good hair and fashion deserved it and i dont care
the hunger: when you think things couldnt get any worse look to the sky, its me floating in on a stupid blimp to ruin everything and cause many problems
john: i am traveling through space and time refusing to learn anything and being a diva about it
the voidfish: learning something is the first step to forgetting something so if you never learn anything you will never forget anything
someone should draw some balance arc fanart accompanied by lyrics from train’s angel in blue jeans
Magnus Burnsides keeps dogs for all of his adult life. He loves them, of course, and they love him, but the thing about all dogs is that, no matter what, they live significantly shorter lives than humans do. He develops a reputation for taking in very elderly pooches who are unwanted, and each time one of them passes away, he completes a little ritual that he’s developed over the years. First, he sends for a friend, a fellow he’s come to see over the years as a brother-in-law. The dogs are often scared of him at first, but his is a comforting presence, and they always warm up to him. While Death and the dogs are making friends, Magnus writes letters. The dogs follow his friend on a last long walk, one that moves right from this plane and on into the next. They stop at the porch of a little sturdy cottage, and the occupant opens the door. After she makes small talk, welcomes the new charges, and sits for a cup of tea, she reads Magus’s letters. He always starts them with something like this: “here’s a buddy of mine who wants to keep you company. He’s a very good boy.” And he always signs the letters: “see you sooner.”
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