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Captain Holt: I visited “w w w dot ladies good health mag dot com backslash sex hyphen relationships backslash eight six seven five nine nine nine zero four backslash nine four three two ampersand two zero dot html” [short pause] Do you know that site? 

Rosa: No.

Holt: Well, apparently, it’s less painful, if you acknowledge the dumpee’s [pause for emphasis] feelings.

Rosa: Ew. 

Holt: But don’t worry, we’ll practice. I’ll be Marcus. Go.

Rosa: [clears throat] Marcus. I think we should break up.

Holt: That makes me feel sad. I’m sad.

Rosa: Your sadness is noted.

Holt: I feel acknowledged. Thank you for breaking up with me. It will take me eight minutes to collect my things. [short pause] I think that went very well.