iknewiwouldregretthis:

i got home from my first day (night? grave? ???) of console and i gotta stay up an extra goddamn hour because my dentist isn’t open and i gotta call them

me, at 8:01am: hi i’d like to make an appointment
tammy who works at the dentist’s office: okay what kind of appointment?
me: just a regular one. the regular dentist appointment.
tammy: a….cleaning?
me: yes!
tammy: well i have a cancellation at 9 this morning!
me, barely awake as is, trying to determine the urgency of my dental health: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
me: do you have anything later this week
tammy: that 9am is the only thing i have all month
me: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
me: okay how about january