i constantly have to remind myself that pop rocks (not even a bootleg version, just pop rocks) existed in the fallout universe and if it was combined with nuka cola the effects would cause you to violently explode
i hate him and think hes a pussy ass bitch like everyone else in the legion but i hate him specifically just because of the way he talks. he fucking sounds like hes going to lecture me about something really hard and boring like statistics and it made me so fucking mad when i first met him at nipton i decided to kill him despite being underleveled because his voice just pissed me off that much i felt like a wild chimpanzee
and the thing is i didnt even bother memorizing his name or anything i killed him and moved on and forgot about him and later i saw people like discussing him and i was like Who the FUCK is vulpes and when i googled him i was like Oh..its the guy i immediately killed and learning he had like genuine fans was extremely shocking to me
i get why caesar is confident that the legion will take over hoover dam and new vegas. he has the numbers and loyalty/fear from his troops and the fact that he lost last time was kind of a fluke. however, he failed to take one thing into consideration: i hate him. i have the ability to run into his shitty hell fort and kill everyone with a chainsaw because i control the main character of the game, and i will in fact do that because i hate him.
boy this is a wild ride of a post if you don’t play fallout
I dont want bethesda to ever get rid of how fo4 does cutscenes because there is just something special about talking to someone and having a vertibird kill you both in the middle of it
I snorted
I don’t think there’s a better example of the above than this:
Uh excuse me, how can we forget this classic and masterpiece
this new fallout is gonna be set in formerly-american-occupied Canada, where people have formed a culture around the Grognak the Barbarian comics but are under assault from Caesar’s Legion. Deathclaws have mutated to have wings. you arrive in the gamespace on a cart, awaiting execution