it’s been said by funnier people but it will never stop being hilarious to me the fallout games go like
fallout 1-4: i have to navigate the wasteland, one or more lives depend on my actions in a hostile and uncharted radioactive war zone. i have to rely on my wits to overcome and protect the people i love or risk letting everything be lost
Everyone jokes about the courier going to the east coast to make fun of the sole survivor but what about them going to dc and reprogramming thomas jefferson with the fisto upgrade
i fucking love how they’re attributed to ‘joshua graham’ as if that’s some sort of motivational speaker or beleaguered actor and not a dude in a video game shuffling guns around ad infinitum
Reminder that Fallout New Vegas also featured a character with the poetic name “Rose of Sharon Cassidy”, who said:
“Nobody’s dick’s that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.”
and the best part was that the fire “around” him was real fire, not a metaphorical fire.
he was quite literally set on fire and pushed off of a cliff.
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